Glenn Close
Nude

Far and away the scariest sexual attraction in the history of skinema (aside from the confusing twinges pricked by watching Glenn in a certain masculine role that we’ll get to later), esteemed thespian Glenn Close created the template for the psycho-bitch girlfriend with her performance in the immorality tale Fatal Attraction (1987). In the course of this intense unsafe-sex cautionary tale, Ms. Close bares her perfectly serviceable chest sacks, her fully adequate butt globes, and an erotic hunger that is akin to the ravening of piranhas or vampires or starved she-beasts in estrus. The Academy-acclaimed dramatist’s boobies are presented with more demure manners in The Big Chill (1983) and Jagged Edge (1985), but skinventurers yearning to live dangerously still swear by Fatal. As Glenn’s gotten older, her scantily-clad showings have been more scant. She remained clothed in Stones for Ibarra (1988), Dangerous Liaisons (1988), and Immediate Family (1989). Then she got a sponge bath in Reversal of Fortune (1990) that revealed her upper thigh. Close, but no nudity! We got nary a nip slip from Glenn in all her ’90s and ’00s performances, so we feared that she had finished flashing her flesh in features. Enter the magical year of 2011. In a surprising turn, Glenn, as a 60-something-year-old, portrayed the titular crossdresser Albert Nobbs (2011) and bared her tits to stiffen our nobs. Unsurprisingly, Glenn received a Best Actress nomination from the Academy and a Breast Actress nomination from Mr. Skin. Now in her 70s, Glenn may have truly covered up for good, but here’s hoping for an Albert Nobbs 2: Even Nobbier.